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Sucks

My Christmas sucked. What about yours?

Calling all Parisians

My sister and her husband are visiting me here in Paris and since I’m new here I need your help: any nice resto, brasseries and cafĂ© suggestions?

Land of Taxes

It’s amazing, how much tax one has to pay for the land of the apartment you’re renting! and if ever we owned a television set, apparently we’d be taxed for that, too! boo!

Something you’ve got isn’t a go

I’m this close *holding fingers a centimeter apart* to smoking again. I have to distract myself. It’s hard.

The truth

The truth is that we’re both pretty much fucking fed up of France.

Movie Elections

If the Philippine elections were turned into a movie it would be titled Eleksyon 2004: God Help Us.

The reason

The reason why I’m not updating is because I’m making a new website.

O.K. with my decay

After careful musing, I realised that I must really be a horrible person, because if someone in front of me slipped on a banana peel, I would laugh to my heart’s content instead of helping him up.

Socle du monde

Words make sense if you write them for someone

What can I do

I can’t even reach out