I’ve started a Fruit Diet. I’ve been eating fruit for the past few days. The rule is that I can eat as much fruit as I want… but just fruit.
Today was my third day. I spent 25 minutes biting my nails, staring lovingly at the fat piece of steak sitting in the fridge, waiting to be cooked. But I was strong. Not once did my knees buckle in the face of Meat. I conquered my demons as I shut the fridge door victoriously.
If I’m not mistaken, Instant Noodles is a kind of fruit, right?
21 comments
Makis says:
Feb 11, 2007
I’m impressed with your will power – a nice, hefty steak against instant noodles why the fruit diet again?
jey says:
Feb 11, 2007
wow! i am impressed.
i was only able to put off eating meat for 2 weeks because of some gory email i received. but that was only that – 2 weeks.
and fruits? loads of vitamin c. good!=)
Kat says:
Feb 11, 2007
You’re a stronger woman than me. But um, I have to ask, didn’t your new diet affect your…um…natural functions?
You know, chocolate comes from cocoa beans, which come from the fruit of a cacao tree. Di ba fruit din yon?
Irene says:
Feb 11, 2007
you HAVE to tell if this works!
Lynneth says:
Feb 11, 2007
I’m with Irene, I have to know if it works…
mye says:
Feb 11, 2007
folks, it’s not going to work. just work out, exercise, that is proven to have results. you don’t even have to limit yourself to one food group, and not eat food that is screaming coronary failure. =P
kala says:
Feb 11, 2007
makis> tonight, the steak just died. it has been fried, been slathered with mayonaise, and digested
jey> I like the vitamin C bit but… if I see another orange I’ll explode!
Kat> haven’t noticed anything… will I? *fretting* Anyway, yeah, I think chocolate can be considered as a fruit…
Irene & Lynn> I’ll update you! Keep your fingers crossed (but I ate the steak)
Mye> I promised myself to exercise this summer. My uncle has been doing the fruit diet for years, though. He swears it works. Even his children are doing it but… they confessed to eating McDo after school from time to time.
kat says:
Feb 11, 2007
hm…fruit diet, huh? good luck! though i must say, it doesn’t look like you even need to be on a diet!
by the way, loved your previous entry: “Maybe we’re all living, talking, breathing Rock Band Discographies. Or at least, that’s how I feel. My “albums” are my age brackets, and I’m the critic of each one.” –damn girl, you hit it right on the nail!
i also love it when i pop in a CD and it instantly brings you memories.
Ams says:
Feb 11, 2007
Fruit died? Oh goodness..my mom does that once a year. She’s always impressed with the results..but I’d hate to only eat fruits.
disastermari says:
Feb 11, 2007
You don’t NEED a diet.
And what about cigs?
Maybe a cigs diet?
duke says:
Feb 11, 2007
Way to go, kala!
I would prolly have given in to the temptation if I was in your place.
kala says:
Feb 11, 2007
Kat> Right! that cd for me now is The Smiths… classic
How is the little rockstar doing?
Ams> I’ll admit that I’m kind of sick of the sight of oranges and apples right now…
Mari> Oh! That is EXACTLY what I was telling Julien last night. I accused him of convincing me to stop smoking. It’s nice to have someone to blame. Actually, I’m really tempted to start again. And oh, believe me, I really have to start dieting.
Duke> I already DID give in to temptation! Hehehe. But the vigilance resumes today. *i think*
toni says:
Feb 11, 2007
Is kamote a fruit?
Yes.
Why?
Because when you eat it, you go *fururuuuuit*
Hehehehe.
Okay pardon the corn!
In my book, noodles are fruits! So go!
kala says:
Feb 11, 2007
HAHHAAH! oh my god, i found that funny!
Christine says:
Feb 11, 2007
uy, bakit ka nagda-diet????
tommpouce says:
Feb 11, 2007
You’ve put some bad seeds in my brain, kala. I actually followed your steps and broke my diet too. For the first time in months I succumbed and bought a little box of raspeberries (grown in spain of course). And there goes my non-fruit diet.
I managed to evade those for many months, but they hit me in the back :p.
Those things are bad for me, too much vitamin for my own good.
Unfortunately, they taste great, in the same sense as a fat piece of steak, cooked just right with salt and pepper LOL
Junnie says:
Feb 11, 2007
Have you gotten tired of BANANAFISH???? its a perfect day for a bananafish….:-)
What’s with the fruit diet? We bought this juicer/blender thingee and i’ve been a fruit lover myself…
Gel says:
Feb 11, 2007
Hell calls Kala back. Calling Kala Court. Calling Kala Court. Hell wants you back. He’s wondering if you like your steak rare or well done…
I sit here watching you through my binoculars while I reach out of a bag of greasy cheddar potato chips muttering:
“FRUIT never trumps steak! That is MADNESS!”
lette says:
Feb 11, 2007
i tried doing that. I failed miserably. LOL. max number of fruit days: 1.
you can do it kala!!!!
mmmm….chicken nuggets….
Jing says:
Feb 11, 2007
when youre delirious enough, yes kala, noodles become fruit ??? LOOOL!!!
Chikens nuggets – are preserved durians without the fattening and sweeteners… try it, it eliminates the knees shaking LOOOL!!!
Ernest says:
Feb 11, 2007
During the year I was vegeratian, my sister told me that when she was in Africa, some people there consider chicken as a vegetable. I believed her and started eating chicken. Only to realize a few months later that she was kidding….