Last week I bought an oven. I was so excited to finally cook something that wasn’t fried. It took me 2 days to prepare myself (emotionally) for my killer first dish. I made an eggplant gratin. Would’ve been perfect. Except that I forgot to add in a major ingredient – the ground beef. The worst...
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Grow up
I’m such a fucking fan girl. Yesterday I became obsessed with that guy from Coldplay. He wears nice jackets and I like his teeth. I should grow up; I’m 26 for chrissakes.
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Tourists under the Eiffel Tower
I think the French really don’t know how to pose like tourists. A few months ago in Avignon I decided to take the best French Tourist Photo. Of course my model was Julien (as he is always willing). So I asked him to pose and he posed like this: Of course I wasn’t satisfied because...
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Paris is the blues
Actually, I wanted to keep this hotel room because of the joys of WiFi, but I kept putting off making another night’s reservation. And now with only 3 hours to go, I have to find another hotel. I’ve already asked 3 hotels in the area and they’re fully booked. And it’s raining. Julien just left...
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