Recurring problem: At 7.34 this morning, a huge insect with plenty of hairy legs fell from the TOP of the COMPUTER to the KEYBOARD and almost crawled up my GODDAM HAND. ARGH! It looked to me like a scorpion, but it couldn’t have been, as it didn’t have the claw thing attached to his stupid...
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Where are they?
I bought a gigantic lollipop the other day, which, by the way, was also a magical lollipop, because no matter how I long I licked at it, put it in my mouth and sucked at it, it wouldn’t melt (Ding! Ding! Ding!… ah, the sexual connotations of a lollipop!) Anyway, I got bored, eventually, and...
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