These are inane conversations. Reading this is simply a waste of your time.
Inane Conversation 1
“What do you mean, you don’t know?”
“I mean I have no clue.”
“But you should. You must. You’ve gotta know. You know?”
“Why are you hassling me?”
“I’m not hassling you. I’m simply asking why you don’t know wh-”
I move across the room.
“So now you’re ignoring me.”
“I’m not ignoring you. Who said I’m ignoring you?”
“Then why did you leave me there when I was still talking? I looked like a fool.”
“I don’t know.”
“What do you mean, you don’t know?”
Inane Conversation 2
Later that night.
“We’re drunk.”
“Indeed, we are.”
“What?”
“What?”
We look at each other, blinking.
Suddenly I snap my fingers. “I KNOW!”
“You do?”
“I do! I remember now! It’s Destination: Ursa Major!”
We pause to ponder.
“I don’t… well, I think that was a line in the chorus. But it’s not the title.”
At this point I go to the toilets, throw up and fall asleep on the couch.
