My exclusive excuse for not helping put up the Christmas tree is: “But, last year I was electrocuted.” I plead this case every year and it used to work. It didn’t work this year. As a result, I found a data cd containing pictures I’d forgotten about while looking for the goddam box of goddam Christmas lights in the shed. There are a lot of nice pictures in the cd. The other special bonus is finding my longlost Elliott Smith’s XO cd.
I am incredible. Bravissimo!
