From a Jul and his love-hate affair with Windows
Hooo, Hoooo
Choking in front of the TV. The video indigestion. The audio-visual sticky honey is slowly poured from the box installed at the second most strategic point in the room, as a breeder who’s pouring jam for the pigs. At least, in front of your crazy low radiation Color monitor which you proudly installed at the most strategic point in your room (I hope), you are the only master on board. You can perfectly crash the whole thing in case you suddenly feel like it. Take my advice : open the cdrom now, while it’s reading your favorite track. Windows takes it bad, and it becomes bluescreened-furious. Now open your biggest word document ten times. Hey, How about that Win32? You like it? Had enough? Final suggestion; hit all the key at the same time until it beeps as a plea for you to stop the torture! never tried this one? It’s so damn efficient.
Well, try that hateful anxious behavior with the TV remote. You won’t get anything from it. They made it resistant, those bastards. You will finally land on the worst track, with full volume and too much contrast. The only feeling of power you could have is to finally hit that TURN OFF button. Yes. But the silence of the room sucks even more.
Follow my advise, be your own master : Lobotomise your self with windows.
Crooked Julius, Windows anxious crasher
